Words I've heard over the past week[ish]:
Hey, it's ain't like he's dead.
That's gonna leave an awesome scar.
You can kiss my left nut.
I aim to misbehave.
How many stitches??!?
Marriage is an institution... AND you have to be committed to it. If that doesn't sounds like a nuthouse to you, you should be in one.
Where would I be without Post-It notes?
Don't sweat petty things and don't pet sweaty things.
Disappointment just means your standards are too high.
I'm bored and uncreative right now... get over it.
Hey! You get pregnant! Look too long!
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