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Snow Fort Blues

"Saw some kids building a fort out of snow
Tried givin'em props but they turned just turned up their nose
Now my pride is carrying a mighty big bruise
and I'm singin' these dang ol' snow fort blues!"

*Jam it out*

"It's bad enough that it's dang cold outside
but these snow fort blues are a blow to my pride.
Gotta ramp up my game, step up the pace,
So I can rub my fort in those rotten kids' face!"

*Take it home*

written for Mike, who got sassed by some kids building a snow fort.

Commando

Bob - "How far are you willing to go to get a reaction?"

Dave - "Well, I went commando to my grad..."

Bob - "How original. Lots of people do that. 'Hey guys, I'm not wearing anything underneath my gown!"

Dave - "You guys had gowns?"