"I hate early mornings. No one's at their peak at 6 AM. Not you, not the mark, nobody. Not even those so-called 'morning people'. How do I know? Well, what's the first thing most people do when they wake up? Get a coffee. Wouldn't need coffee if they were actually awake in the first place.
Anyway, the best time for a job is right around 2 PM. Right about the time people get a little dozy from lunch. They get sluggish, their reaction time's just a touch slower, and that can make all the difference.
That's also why I'm always eating small snacks throughout the day. Keep the body fueled, and don't overdose on heavy food. Remember that. It could save your life one day. Lord knows it's saved mine...."
04 March 2012
23 November 2011
Show Me a Man
Show me a man, be he short or tall, round or rail-thin,
Show me a man, be he a bedraggled hobo or a powerful executive,
Show me a man, be he black, white, green, or anything in between,
Show me a man, any man,
and I'll show you someone who will still laugh at fart jokes.
Show me a man, be he a bedraggled hobo or a powerful executive,
Show me a man, be he black, white, green, or anything in between,
Show me a man, any man,
and I'll show you someone who will still laugh at fart jokes.
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